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SHA-DY WRITES - UNLEASH THE DRAGON

If there is anyone that utterly hates clubbing and an award is to be given to that one person, Kome will be the winner.

Ada was almost taken from Kome by a belly dancer…she really isn't a belly dancer per say, but the babe can dance. Kome found out through Ada’s phone. I picked up Ada’s phone to see pictures of my friend only to met 12 – 13 pictures of the belly dancer babe, mostly showing her belly button in different “hoooooottttt” postures. I showed the pictures to Kome who didn't believe me at first but after much conviction settled to see them and found our that she might be having a competition.

Kome and I checked out Ada's video files and saw the same girl in 3 videos….wtf has my friend been doing; oops she believes in privacy, so she doesn't handle his phone but he can handle hers if he feels like. I really don’t know what they have up to, but I feel this relationship is not standing right.

So she confronted Ada about the pictures and videos of the girl and the first thing he says, “who gave you the right to touch my phone”, I sat there trying to mind my own business but was at a boiling point. Kome gave an answer I didn't expect at least not from the good girl she has turned into the past years “wtf, you go fooling around with some girl and you expect me to ask for permission to see that you're definitely fooling me, who gave you the right to cheat on me.

Ghen ghen… Niger delta reloaded o…#Kome is not smiling#. Even her Igala boyfriend didn't expect it at all, the look on his face was that of “did I just unleash the beast” and the look on mine was “that’s what am talking about, you go girl”. Kome swung into action immediately, deleting all the belly dancer pictures and videos, “from now on, I’m checking this phone without your permission, any picture other than that of your relatives known to me, God help you Ada, God help you.

Since then it has been, Kome and Ada o, their relationship has taken a new route for the better. Kome goes clubbing whenever Ada is willing to take her along. Kome is dancing, shaking and dressing to kill, all for one person ……ADA

PRIESTLY DRINK

Excuse me father this is a bar

I just need to use your convenience that’s all or is that too much to ask?

This way sir, the ushers pointed to the priest

Thank you replied the priest

About entering the toilet to download the files he had been carrying around for six hours, the priest was stopped by a girl who asked for a drink and he thought he had seen at the convert

“Father can I get a drink asked the girl

My daughter I will get you a cup full when am through helping myself

No father, you say love, why don’t u get me the drink first, then ease yourself of every inconvenience later…the priest dashed off to the bar section and asked for a drink, the bar attendant gave him a cup full, the girl immediately shoved the drink away asking for a full bottle and the girl was handed over a Smirnoff Vodka. The father paid thinking it was water bottled up.

The priest hurried away to the toilet and the girl trailed along, she waited outside the toilet for him. Immediately the priest stepped out the girl asked for juice to blend with the vodka, and the priest began to wonder what kind of water needs to be diluted with juice…not wanting to interfere with her business, he got her a juice and the girl finally asked him to keep him to take a drink, as he must be thirsty.

Father sat down, took a drink….10mins later father had ordered for another bottle and by 3am he was on his way home with his “nun”. By the morning father woke up shocked to see himself disvirgined by a nun girl indeed.

Dela 

HOW TO WEAR A BRA

This are my top 12 all time best tip on how to where a bra, guys look away, it ladies time..wait you too can learn a thing or two for yours sister and most importantly girlfriends, but just peep, don't stare. #wink#


1. Don't wear a bra under a very sheer lace shirt.

2. Don't pair a dark bra with a white shirt

3. Do pick dresses and shirts with thick straps as often as possible if you have a larger chest! You'll be way more comfortable if you can wear a full-coverage bra with great support.

4. Do choose a strapless bra if you're rocking extreme spaghetti straps.

5. Don't wear a regular strap bra with a racer-back or halter top. Invest in a good convertible bra that will work with all styles!

6. Don't wear a full coverage bra with a low-cut shirt.

7. Don't wear a lace bra with a light, fitted tank — the pattern will show right through. 

8. Do wear a strapless push-up bra (that's not too tight!) with a strapless dress.

9. Don't wear a heavily padded pushup bra if you're well endowed! It's total overkill, and looks like you're about to fall out of your dress.

10. Don't wear a v-neck top that dips down below your intimates. It isn't cute.

11. Don't let your bra lines show through your dress. 

12. Do wear a dress with a built-in bra, not a bra and a strapless dress.

             This bra comes in different designs and shapes and sizes too. My fav

              Backless bras are an wardrobe staple. They offer you great versatility, flexibility and freedom, another fav of mine.

                        This bra is stick on and has supportive under wire.

SHA-DY WRITES

“You do have a boyfriend right?

Of course I do and I love him very much I answered Kome

“Then why still show this other guys the green light”
Well this other guys don’t believe that a girl as pretty as me should be held by one person.

“Sha-dy, it’s a different thing not to have something and another thing to have it and not be mindful of  it, how do you think Kintan will feel if he gets to find out that you are cheating on him ehn?"

Kome, yes I love Kintan but I am not cheating on him, going for lunch with another guy… Kome interrupted

he is not a guy, his a man, someone’s husband, father...

I continued, He might be whatever, but you are a witness to me pulling all strings just to get this guy off my back, but this one seems more stubborn that the usual. If he thinks his smart, I'm not his match cause I'm smarter.

"If Kintan was cheating on you would you feel good about it as much as you do going out for lunch with this man?, I chuckled and gave her a stare I thinking she would understand, but since Kome couldn't read the signs I gave a verbal reason.

Kome, your bf…my bf, they could be anywhere now with anyone, worst for you because you don’t go out, so when he says “I’m gonna hang out with the guys tonight  at wherever, what of the girls he meets, the girls his friends bring along, what happens there stays there Kome. See I know you believe in him being just yours and not seeing any other girls but for Christ sake I’m not married to Kintan, at least not now.

“I choose to see, it that way, I choose to see Ada, that way".

See Ada anyway you want….a little hanging out will not hurt at all, until I start making babies and settling into the boring, fun killed, baby making life mtchewwwwww.

Kome is a long standing friend and neighbor, there’s not a day we don’t hang out at each others crib, we talk about almost everything and anything….. this particular guy as I choose to see him and man as Kome sees him is a staff of UBA branch beside my office, I usually see him, every closing time while going out of the office, while he drives off to wherever and I take a cab home. He asked to drop me at the bustop one evening and we ended chatting, laughing and he asked for lunch, which I obliged, and we did eat a lot, he didn't say about him being married and I didn't ask because I just wanted the free lunch for as long as it would last. I saw pictures of kid on his blackberry and told Kome about it which brought about this whole preaching o.

I’m not gonna leave Kintan for this guy…hell no, but while his still here and acting the JJC that he is, let a girl be a girl and play dollo, see a new side, take a new trip. Its my life for now.

Sha-dy

STELLA DIMOKO KORKUS REPLY TO JIM IYKE

I dont think I have ever read a reply as badt as this in my life....lol, enjoy

MEMO:Jim Iyke Go For Anger Management Please!

Before i start with this;I know Jim WILL GO AROUND POSTING TRASH as anonymous on where ever this memo comes up but who cares?

You live on the Internet defending yourself on various blogs and posting incoherent babash, cussing out the blog owners remember?Be my guest.


I start this memo by quoting the lyrics from Abolore Akandes(9ice)song where he mentioned the words "baaaaastard"in reference to his ex friend rugged man.
Ikechukwu(Jim my axx) you are exactly what 9ice said,a "baaaaastard"
.
I did an exclusive story that your 11yr old son has surfaced,which is true,abi you wan contest am?
The story went viral and probably spoilt your chances of one of your yahoo-yahoo love scams in Houston where you are as I write this. ---and you go gaga?

...And  you used your cunnilingus fingernails to dial my home phone and use the swear words on my family ......to the hearing of my children who are still traumatized,the children you so badly desire to have one day as a human being,the ones you used to refer to as "beautiful'.
You called me "ugly bitch" and you are so frigging correct,the thing is of all your plenty sisters,I cannot remember anyone of them winning the Most beautiful girl in Nigeria beauty pageant or even Miss world.
Your anger has brought you nothing but bad luck.ask yourself why you have no true friends or why no press man will touch you with a long pole. ...go on,ask yourself!


You keep threatening to beat up anyone you enter into your log of bad books and I wonder if you are Superman. Na so you go Cameron them beat you so tey your fingers broke and you cooked up the "falling on a glass table"story.tell it to the cuckoos!

If you ever think of swearing to beat me up because I did an exclusive that you have an 11yr old son who is in existence,I will find you and the day you lay your epileptic hands on me will be the last day you ever try to beat up any woman again!...agbaya go and find your mate to bully!

At your age(you don pass 40yrs abeg)you should be happy of such news but instead you are in Houston running from various one dollar shops to another and after you go spread pics for Internet begging for headlines like "Jim iyke spends trillions on shopping spree"..Na today?
If you read this memo,you are free to leave an anonymous hater comment here or any where else but please delete my numbers from your phone and do not call.
Go and see a shrink doctor and get help for anger management abeg.

You seem to think everyone is envious of you,wetin you get?you freaking parade used cars in your 'rented'garage in Abuja,I roll a brand new Mercedes,tear rubber!
I know you will read this,so I close with this 'stellar advice'

"It is only an heediot like you that refuses to see the handwriting on the wall,even when the letters are slapping at your pomo mouth".
You are a liar,a cheat and you have a wicked wicked heart. if you call me ugly because I kick ass with my stories,remember I granted you your first ever interview where you said your then ex(actress stephnora okere)used to beg to be beaten before sex?bollocks!
All the 11years i have been a reporter,i have done nothing but defend your sorry ass even when i knew your hands were soiled...that's what 'freinds' are for !

This is a friendly memo,if you push me again,I will get 'high' for you and send another one copying the governor of benue state swansan!.....A word is enough for the wise....you ain't.

I thought the devil was a liar till I became friends with you!.....na you train devil to lie!

The next time you try to set me up again,I will be waiting for you at the trap and I will fix the hook on your shriveled,over used balls!
Remember that I am not Cornell udofia the reporter you messed up/tried to use to mess me up. My name Na 'sterra'!

Hisssss!

OLD SKUL - MAMA'S HAIR

I wonder how these women slept at night....wait, imaging the one with thread standing plated upwards caught in a grip of any sort, I pray she gets loose. But I personally advise that all this beauty pageant sponsors and organizers should consider using this hair style as crown in other to cut expenses.

Some weird new skul

 Na wa o....we sha want to go back to days of old with a little touch of the present sha....smh

WHAT DO WE CALL THIS

What do we call dis na o.....#thinking#

suggestions needed

LATE NIGHT SNACKING WITH NEATO

TGIF, I was so glad because I wouldn’t be woken up the next morning by a crazy alarm and dashing out of the house again, so I decided to see a late night movie with a friend. We headed for Galleria and watched Taken 2. the movie didn’t really live up to my expectations of the first part, I kept shaking my head…the end for me was wacky.

I was driving back home and suddenly decided to play a little casino game. So we took a stop at Federal Palace Hotel and Casino, I told myself I wanted that Vegas feel, even though I cant afford to be in Vegas now. Up in the casino the whole process began to become too unbearable for me, don't take pictures in here rule, ID which I didn’t have at that moment, some dollars and stuffs, my friend had all this on so we got playing we deposited some dollars and played and got four dollars back…cool right, but I quickly told me friend we should leave before it becomes addictive.

While heading out of Fed. Palace Hotel and casino, I bumped into Neato, at first I didn’t really recognize him…..TV made him look so different and now I can testify that the Kini big deal crooner is supper C clean and handsome just a little taller than I am. I caught him starring at me and (yes he committed lookery), but that’s not a crime for an handsome artist to a beautiful blogger, but for a married man I can’t judge. I walked up to him and shock hands with him, told him it was nice to see him, we kind of gisted a bit and he asked if I was here for the Hennessy Artistry Night at the hotel and I said nope I’m here to play some casino game which I have done and am on my way home, then he looked and said ok…that nice, you know that kind of look that says “really, not fair”. We took pics and I was offered a drink, off he went and off I did too, while walking away, I turned around and wished him a happy married life.

How was your weekend…hope y'all had fun like I did.

Dela

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Tipped cable knit cardigan

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QUOTE / TWEET OF THE WEEK

I can’t sacrifice my career for marriage -Nse Ikpe-Etim

olayeye olusegun ‏@seggzyddoo see the man name sef, him name sound like the sound wey stainless cup dey make when the stainless cup fall for ground. aaah so woman dey bear name wey sound like broken bottle too.na wa o.how man go won Marty her sef with that her name sef.


No hard feelings peepz from C/River or A/Ibom state

WELCOME TO LAGOS

I remember the days when we had on dirt’s every street

The days when marijuana was smoked in every nook and cranny

The days when they said this is Lagos…shine your eyes

The days Lagos wasn’t safe for anyone not even your chickens

It took years….

Years of teachings

Years work and faith

Years of planning and remodeling

These years cannot be bought with money

Then came a transformation

A transformation seen as impossible

The bright lights on the streets and the Avenues

The cleanliness of oshodi

Parks upon parks…thank God for them occupy Nigeria was held

The three white cap chiefs really welcoming

The roads tilled and safe for journeys

This is the state other states want to be like

The state that controls Nigeria’s economy

Seaports, airports, sports and all orts

Entertainment, news, business

The same thought

The same prayer

The same planning

That could turn Lagos this beautiful can turn Nigeria

Only if we believe in Nigeria as much as ……

Eko akete Ilu ogbon

Welcome to Lagos,

Dela